Kazuma Kuwabara (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
manfulness) wrote2013-09-02 09:30 pm
manfulness) wrote2013-09-02 09:30 pm
Entry tags:
o1; [audio → video]
--AND KUWABARA IS A MAN!
[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.
He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]
URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]
So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]
I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.
Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.
I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?
[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]
[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.
He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]
URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]
So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]
I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.
Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.
I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?
[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]
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Yep! Damn right I am, even if Shizuru says otherwise. Not every little brother does chores in the house, so she should be glad I do!
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[ She's so old fashioned. ] So she should be grateful.
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[There's a giddy nod.] Yep! I'm sure she is even though she doesn't say it.
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[ Shaking her head. ] I'm only fifteen... years old?
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I mean old-fashioned. Like... not modern and stuff. Like maybe your parents are old thinkers and they made you and old thinker too. Because fifteen ain't old.
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Modern... Is that what they call this world?
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Uh... seems like it! Super-modern if you asked me. I lived in the 90s and the technology's not so... super tech'ed as it is here.
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Wicked men who knew nothing of this modern world.
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[He sighs. This is all sorts of bad juju.] Yep, that'd explain it. Wicked old people. But at least they're not here, right?
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I used to be a slave.
... but I am free now to do as I please.