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--AND KUWABARA IS A MAN!

[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.

He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]

URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!

[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]

So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]

I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.

Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.

I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?

[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]

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You're right, you and the Skitty will be fine.

Of course we will! I'm sure this little guy is pretty strong, so we'll make it through fine.

[He beams a little.] And if we don't, feel free to punch me.

[She looks a little uncomfortable at the memtion of punching. As it is she's only ecer actually hit Kuwabara once and he'd deserved it at the time.]

I think I'll let Yusuke do the punching. I'll just be glad you got here eventually.

[He just grins at her. This is a deal he can live with.]

Sounds like a deal! So Keiko, everything treating you well here?

[She grins cause that's a deal that is at least par for home in outcome.]

Pretty much. I'm still adjusting to the idea of battling but I'm getting better about it.

[Considering that she basically cried all over him during Yusuke's death match with Chu that probably says a lot right there.]

Well, maybe you don't have to battle too much! But it's probably a good thing that you're learnin' to.

[That way, if Yusuke or the guys aren't there... It's so weird thinking of half of their team missing and half the girls lingering about. Ladies, be careful!!]

One can only hope. It's a help when I'm caught in the wild and need to defend myself.

[Yep she knew where you were going with that and she's frowning a little at you Kuwabara. Just because she doesn't like violence doesn't mean she's above defending herself.]

[HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT because then Urameshi's kicking everyone's ass.]

What else do people do with these things if they don't fight with 'em?

[She gets it don't worry Kuwabara, she's still working on getting Yusuke to understand she doesn't need to be protected all the time by boys. She appreciates it, but she likes to think she's an independent sort of woman too.]

Breed them. That's technically what I'm supposed to be doing but I haven't had any luck yet.

[She shrugs.]

It's probably help if I actually caught more pokémon.

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