Kazuma Kuwabara (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
manfulness) wrote2013-09-02 09:30 pm
manfulness) wrote2013-09-02 09:30 pm
Entry tags:
o1; [audio → video]
--AND KUWABARA IS A MAN!
[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.
He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]
URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]
So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]
I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.
Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.
I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?
[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]
[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.
He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]
URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]
So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]
I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.
Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.
I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?
[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]
Video; /BUILDS A MONUMENT IN YOUR HONOR
[Demigoddess actually. Close enough? B)]
At least he doesn't have blades for arms. I tried training with Crabcake once and I nearly got a surprise haircut. Whew!
Video; OHMIGAWSH IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
...Crabcake? That it's name? And you actually fight it? Man, you're real tough!
Video; IT SHALL STAND UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
You spend enough time with your Pokemon and they pick up on how much you can handle.
Video; IS IT A RAICHU
[Now he's got ideas. Bad, horrible, he'll-probably-get-arrested ideas, but now they're going to happen.]